I had the most arousing dream last night
It began with a collegiate field trip to some gallery//art shop and i hollowed out my big toe and drilled a hole in the nail so i could put a piercing in it.
Then my class left and fuck i cannot remember for the life of me the black thing that i stole with Robert but it was black and ropey.
Then there was this black magic head shop that's been in my dreams before and Anna and i started trying on their lingerie and i found these high waisted jean shorts that were relatively publicly presentable but when you bend over everything is exposed. I ventured around the store and went down these cobblestone tunnels to a deeper cavern with mysterious misc. items and there was a wizard-like demon sitting in the corner watching my every move then there was this boy who was also down there and we walked up to this painting of an axolotl and we started to levitate and the demon started laughing and we were having the most amazing time floating and there were these "mermaids" that were on the ceiling the whole time waiting for us and they looked like really big iridescent jelly bubble blobs with horse faces and scary long witch fingers and i did a somersault in the air but i was still wearing the shorts so the demon saw everything and just laughed some more then there was a small gap in time and the underground cavern looked like it aged for thousands of years and the wizard demon was still sitting in the corner but he'd turned to stone. Then the boy i was levitating with shouted "Mermaids!" A ran to the painting, now suspended high in the rafters, and jumped off a ledge and plummeted down to his death because the magic was gone or it was just a demonic illusion but a huge chuckle bellowed out from the darkness and i was terrified. Robert finally found me so he put his arm around my shoulder and we departed but when we walked past the stone wizard his scepter coincidentally fell and caressed my ass before it hit the stone floor.
He was very real.
And that was very phallic.
Then we met up with Anna in the above ground shop and she purchased a magic camera like the one from say cheese and die and when inspecting it i accidentally took a photo of myself and then woke up.
It wasn't a sex dream whatsoever but i woke up horny.
